how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations